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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by destined on Mon May 13, 2013 11:34 pm

    WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you!

    AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"
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    Post by De Gud on Mon May 13, 2013 11:37 pm

    repried!










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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by De Gud on Mon May 13, 2013 11:39 pm

    destined wrote:WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you!

    AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"










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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by Bishop042 on Thu May 16, 2013 8:14 pm

    3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
    The taxi driver knew that they
    were
    drunk so he started the engine
    &
    turned it off again. He told them."We have reached
    ". The 1st guy gave him money &
    the 2nd guy said "thank you". The
    3rd guy... gave the driver a
    slap!! The driver was
    shocked,thinkin g the 3rd drunk knew what he
    did. But he asked "whats that
    for?".
    The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL
    YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME,
    you nearly killed us"!!!! driver na guy man!
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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by tamus on Fri May 17, 2013 1:25 pm

    Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one
    of the Nigerian institutions.
    At the first day of lecture, the following
    conversation erupted…..
    The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing
    some Nigerian history.”
    The Lecturer asked who said, “I shall return to
    die in the land of my fathers?”
    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
    Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied:
    “King Jaja of Opobo, 1875″”very good!” said
    the lecturer.
    Then, she asked again, who said, “The land
    use act will feed the nation?” Again,
    no response except from Akpos: ”Obasanjo ,
    1976.”The Lecturer snapped at the class;
    “class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is
    new
    to our Country, knows more about our history
    than you do.”
    The Lecturer heard a
    loud whisper:”Ghana
    must go”. “who said that?” she demanded,
    Akpos put his hand up,”Buhari 1984.” At
    that point, a student at the back scornfully
    said;”Hmmm, you think you are smart?”
    The Lecturer glared and asked; “All right!
    Now, who said that?” Again, Akpos
    said,”Babangida to
    Abiola,1992.” Hmmm, a Student at the back
    smilled “I dey laugh ooh” Akpos smiled back
    and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now
    furious,
    another student yelled;”Oh yeah! Eat
    this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair waving
    his hand and
    shouting to the Lecturer,”India n
    mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998″
    Now, with almost mob hyseria,
    someone said; “You little poo. If you say
    anything else, I’ll kill you.” Akpos frantically
    yelled at the top of his voice; “Chris Uba to
    Ngige,
    2004!” The Lecturer
    fainted, and as the class gathered around her
    on the floor, someone said; “Oh
    poo, we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos
    whispered; “Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
    Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007″, Someone
    angrily said; “Dont answer him, he is a fool”
    Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to IBB,
    2011″ Now, the Lecturer managed to get up
    and asked Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your
    self..
    Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to
    BOKOHARAM.

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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by onyii on Fri May 17, 2013 3:32 pm

    hmmmm!

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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by Bishop042 on Fri May 17, 2013 6:22 pm

    1. OCHUKO: y are sleepin on top of d wall
    clock?
    AKPORS: bcos my fada said i shuld wake up
    on time
    2. EKAITTE: since we started dating, u hardly
    smile, y? AKPORS: dat is bcos u said u wanted a serious
    relationship
    3. OCHUKO: wetin u dey do?
    AKPORS: I wan hang myself to death
    OCHUKO: y u come tie d rope for ur waist na?
    AKPORS: Bros, dat neck own dey pain ooo LMFAO

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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by Bishop042 on Sat May 18, 2013 4:47 pm

    Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little
    Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him, Little Boy : “Teacher Are You Sleeping In
    Class?” Teacher : “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.” Little Boy : “What Were You Doing Sir ?” Teacher : ” I Was Talking To God.” The Next Day The Naughty Boy Fell Asleep In
    Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him Teacher : “Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My
    Class.” Little Boy : “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.” Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??” Little Boy : “I Was Talking To God.” Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??” Little Boy : “God Said He Never Spoke To You
    Yesterday”

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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by destined on Sat May 18, 2013 5:47 pm

    Good one.
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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by De Gud on Sun May 26, 2013 2:11 am

    Akpors: MTN people dey chop our
    money too much
    Ekaitte: Yes the stealing is too
    much
    Akpos: I got an idea, instead of
    using phone, why don't we use a
    pigeon in sending messages like
    the old time, just tie your
    message to it's leg if you want to
    reply
    Ekaitte: I like what is in your head.
    After an hour of waiting, Ekaitte
    saw the pigeon in the window, she checked it's leg's
    but nothing there, she sent it back, just a few
    minutes it comes back, she
    quickly grabs it but to her dissapointment no
    message again, she sent it back.
    After some few minutes, she opened the window
    for the pigeon to come in, she checked it's legs but
    still no message.
    With too much anger, she headed to Akpors house
    and shouted "Akpors come here, you idiot, you said
    you will send message throughthis pigeon but why
    the
    three times it came to me, no message?!
    Akpors: You don't get it oooh... It's
    3 missed calls not message!!!!










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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by uncle P on Wed May 29, 2013 10:14 pm

    Rossy sends her boyfriend Akpos who lives in
    another town a letter which reads
    "I am sorry , but i'm in love wit a
    young ,cute,handsome, sexy, adorable , intelligent
    and
    awesome guy, so i want us to end our
    relationship . Since i no longer love you , send
    back my photos with you."
    Akpos sends her a reply in return stamped
    envelope containing 50 photos of different
    girls . Akpos reply reads
    "Sorry rossy, I don't Remember your face. So, please,
    Kindly select your own photos and return
    the Rest.
    Thanks"

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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by uncle P on Wed May 29, 2013 10:19 pm

    Akpos Knows too well!:
    :
    :
    :
    Ali is no longer a boy bcos Simbi is now a woman.
    Edet is no more living in Calabar as he is now in
    Abuja.
    Agbo is presently working in Canada as he's no more
    living in
    d town of Lagoon.
    Eze no longer goes school bcos he is
    now a Graduate.
    Mr sada is no longer a farmer cos his grand children
    took him abroad.
    Nkem and akpo now sells clothes @ aba mkt...
    Wao! How time flies, if those names I mentioned are
    strange to u; WHICH PRIMARY
    SCHOOL DID U ATTEND? You missed a lot.
    Happy democracy Day
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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by clementism on Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:42 am

    So funny, I wonder what goes on in Akpors brain? Or does anyone know cause the guy be smart guy.

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    Re: Akpos D Comedian

    Post by lotto prince on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:58 pm

    Akpos na guy man!!!!!!!!

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